Found the commercial online…enjoy!
Saw a new Red Bull commercial tonight on television. A couple, kneeling before someone they call “Grand Master”, is asking for the “ways of meditation.” So he gives them Red Bull. I guess meditation now comes in a can. Simple, now off to the store for some meditation in a can. 
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Givin them bull, alright…
Ha! This reminds me of a comment that I just made about my Buddhist Fusion practice a few (like 10) years back when I was in college. It consisted mostly of Zen, Henry Rollins, Bouncing Souls, pragmatism and copious amounts of Red Bull and Vodka….
…Ahh. youth.
Cheers,
John
What about “Diet Red Bull?”
I think that is Meditation Light. Like a light version of beer less calories but not quite the full flavor.
Crap. I’ve been doing it all wrong. I thought for sure it was copious amounts of coffee.
Adam, I think coffee is the Bitterroot Method of Meditation. I think he has it pumped in intravenously for a constant state of meditation.